Now, the girl Alice. Oh would you like some mustard with your tea? No? If you insist.... That foolish girl interrupted my unbirthday party, a celebration shared with my oldest friends the March Hare and the Dormouse (both mad if you ask me!).
Indeed I had no part in Alice's arrival in Wonderland, I was too busy singing my favourite song with my chums,
"Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle"- well, you know the rest. More tea?!
The Red Queen will be arriving soon, I do hope it is not her unbirthday too....
The Hatter